You provide the caption returns

Not sure I can come up with a caption for this picture, but I wanted to bring back this old gag to allow me a second to step away from seriousness. I was peering through my old notebook and may have a couple of other things to put on here in the days to come, but I don't want to bore everyone with them all the time. Soooo, give me your best captions.

You Provide the Caption #4

Here we go again. I'm sorry that I haven't been posting more substantial stuff lately. I pray that things return to normal soon. Enjoy the caption game.

Picture "A"

Picture "B"

Have at it.
Tom

You Provide the Caption Weekend Edition winners

Thank you for letting me run that YPTC (weekend edition) all the way till Tuesday. Here are the results.

Picture A

"I'll tell you everything you don't have to squeeze it out of me!"

Picture B

"Agent Orange"

Congratulations go to everyone, but especially to Loni and Solo on their quippy quotes.

For the record, my captions would have been:
Picture A: "Troubled to the brink, Sunny considered ending it all as his once true love looked on having lost her appeal."

Picture B: "Whew, I've really got to cut back on my citrus intake. I can't keep carrying around this juice belly."

Thanks for playing. We'll be back on our YPTC Wednesday schedule um ... tomorrow.

Have a great day.
Tom

You Provide the Caption (Special Weekend Edition)

Hello everyone,

Thank you all for your prayers for Dawn. Wednesday was a bit busy, so we'll play the caption game this weekend. I received these pictures in an email (some of you may have seen it). I thought them a little strange, very creative and funny. Let's see how we do for captions.

Picture A

Picture B

Good luck and have fun.

Thanks,
Tom

You Provide the Caption #4

After a couple of days of some super scary topic blogging, were back to Wednesday, which as everyone knows is "You Provide the Caption" day. (Waiting for applause to settle down). This weeks instalment includes a bonus image and our theme is

"When Animals Attack"

You have your choice of pictures to caption. You can choose one or both. Again the ROSCOE will be awarded to the best caption as judged by - well - me.

Picture "A"

Picture "B"

Good luck and have fun.

Tom

You Provide the Caption #3 winner

This was one of my favorite pictures thus far, I guess because of the silliness of the bull going "Head over Heels". The winner is gm! Congratulations are in order. Here is the picture and the winning caption:

"..and the latest couple to get booted off DANCING WITH THE STARS..."



gm, we've located ROSCOE. It seems that after his mishap at the awards ceremony he's gone on a camping excursion. He should be returning soon and will be able to take up his position as your prize (though he is getting pretty backlogged).

Tom

You Provide the Caption #3

It's Wednesday, which means time for another "You Provide the Caption". Last weeks picture was a good one. This week I had two I wanted to use. I've decided on the one below. Let's see someone can "horn in" on the winner's circle. Good Luck!



Alright, give me your best caption.
Tom

You Provide the Caption winner #2

Congratulations goes out to Lisa our winner. Here is the origional photo with the winning caption. Lisa will be awarded our second ROSCOE award.

"nah-nah-nah-nah-NAH-nah, you ca-an't get me"


Lisa, I'm sorry to say that ROSCOE had a bit of difficulty while trying to get in to see his brother OSCAR at work. As I understand it nothing was broken but unfortunatly things were dented in the end. Roscoe should be out of the metal shop really soon and ready to resume his duties as your prize.

You Provide the Caption #2

It's that time again; time for every body's favorite game show "You Provide the Caption!" The rules are simple, take a look at the picture behind curtain number (uh - alright, there are no curtains) so just look at the picture and give me your best caption. The winner will be chosen Thursday night and awarded the coveted ROSCOE (he looks a lot like his big brother Oscar and has a bit of a jealousy thing going on, but we like him anyway). Good luck and have fun.

Tom

You Provide the Caption

I saw this on an Emerging Culture site and saw some pretty funny comments. I have other pictures I'd like run by everyone, but this one was so funny I had to begin with it. Give me your best caption.